2nd Forum Game Ever!-Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

Sorry if the title is inappropriate. So, one of the admins over at SMF came up with a really fun game. So, it goes like this.

The First Poster:
*insert stupid question here*

Second Poster:
*insert stupid answer*

*insert stupid question*

The Second poster is what really matters. So, the first poster in this topic starts off with a question. Another poster answers that question, then creates another question for another poster to answer. Here is an example:

Me (1st Poster): What do you get when you cross a cow and a pie?

Someone else (Second Poster): A chicken!

What is the hundredth digit of pie?



That is how the game works. But, as you see in my example, the answers and questions are meant to be somewhat dumb. I'll start off with a question.

What happens when you watch a movie with no food?

The food feels left out and divides by zero, imploding the universe, as revenge.

What happened to the hat that fell into the sewer?

It asploded.

Will you gimme a dollar?

sure, if you give 10

I made spaghetti last night, but I dont know what to do t=next, put the sauce on the spaghetti, or the spaghetti on the sauce?

Throw the spaghetti in to the garbage!

Will you click this link? ------> LINK

I would, but it might asplode the Earth and that's a risk I can't take.

If nothing happens, does something happen?

Yes, because NOTHING happens.

Pie?

bluberry

what is the the meaning of Jesus?

The meaning of Jesus is obviously {3+4*4*209-[18^2-8+1!-9001(60+4-8-23*6)]-6}/0.

Let's ignore friction!

Let's Ignore friction!

Why is pokemon awesome?

Cause I said so!

How do you get a giant spoon?

You realize the truth: there is no spoon.

What?

me!

why am i awesome at ssb ssbm sbbb and ssf ssf2(demo)?